A note to our valued customers: We recently expanded our operation, improved our product and aquired the coveted "Bilge Beer" label, thanks to some high-level executive negotiations and hostile buy-out maneuvers at our Chicago Classic Boathouse office tower. Our beer now has even more of that diSTINKtive flavor it is known for, "The aftertaste you're after"! Not only that, by expanding the mesh size of our strainers, we are now able to guarantee even more of our famous "Chum Chunks" at the bottom of every bottle! Be sure to also check out or New Products Division (enter at your own risk)! CLICK HERE While you're here, take a brewery tour and see how we mix our famous swill! CLICK HERE And before Bilge Beer leaves the brewery, our product is carefully taste-tested, guaranteeing you that "Good-To-The-Last-Chunk" flavor our fine beer is known for.CLICK HERE And be sure to stop by and visit our beloved Bilge Beer Mascot! CLICK HERE SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: It has been discovered in laboratory tests in Minnesota that too much Bilge Beer may cause THIS: CLICK HERE